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NEW AGE DAD makes rock lullabies.

NAD EGA WED is for everyone young at heart.

NEW AGE DAD keeps up appearances on Twitter.

NAD EGA WED craps its pants 50% of the time.

NEW AGE DAD believes in small stringed instruments.

NAD EGA WED owns a pair of khakis with a reinforced gusset and elasticized waistband.

NEW AGE DAD has a tired old Myspace page.

NAD EGA WED is proven to make crying babies cry less.

NEW AGE DAD reads mail at elasticizedwaistbands@gmail.com.

NAD EGA WED is always pregnant.

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